Thursday, May 1, 2008

I don't exist!

Apparently, I, Shannah Thorne, do not live in the United States. I went on to this cool website where you see how many people in the U.S. have the same name as you. Nobody had the name of Shannah. There were some people who had the last name of Thorne of course, but no one with the first name of Shannah. So I don't live in the U.S. any more. Good thing, I don't want to have to deal with Hilary Clinton. I think I will live in Canada. That sounds good. Ha Ha! I hate you dumb Americans. You're so stuck up and stupid. Anyway, if you want to check out that website, here's the URL.


Yen said...

Umm... I think that you have to be 18 to count, because they base this on censuses and stuff. So the u.s. doesn't know you exist yet. At least that's what I think it is, because for my name, there's one person with that name here, and i know for a fact that i am not the only person with my name. Stupid U.S.!

Hillary said...

Ha shannah, I have 19,759 people with my name in it. and 6 have my exact name. that would be really creepy to meet someone who had the exact name as me. I wonder if they would look and act like me.

Aly said... if the U.S. doesn't know we exist yet, wouldn't this be the perfect time to start a life of crime?

I rest my case.